Christians behaving badly series:
I might be narcissistic if…
How to spot a pharisee
Church Diva
Gossip
Character Disturbance
You think this would be obvious, but…
Driving a car that has a christian ‘fish‘ bumper sticker or a sticker that says God bless you, then pushing in front of people, cutting people off, road raging your way through traffic. It’s the Christian equivalent of flipping the bird. May as well go ahead and flip the bird…but oh, wait that’s not the christian thing to do…so shake your fist at them…or something.
Running over the volunteer parking lot attendant as you race another car for a better spot. You know those volunteers who get to church extra early to help with the traffic flow and make sure you get a good car spot. The same ones who stand out in the freezing cold, hot summer sun, or even hold umbrellas for you when it rains.
Getting ready for church on Sunday mornings, yelling–screaming out of control–at the kids to hurry up and get ready. Then walking through the front doors of church with a big smile greeting everyone. Hope the kids don’t think mom/dad is a fake.
When a guest speaker has been visiting your church, you run out, pushing past people to get to the CD series before it sells out. You know the series called “Love Thy Neighbor”. Your neighbor was feeling your love as you elbowed them to the ground for the last CD.
People stealing bibles. (Gideon’s bibles are one the most stolen items from hotels)
The church hugger who stands right at the exit and there is just no-way to get around them. They don’t know what a side hug is and they like to hug a little too tight and a little too long. Social boundaries exist in church too…please!
